Let's be real—the Army-Navy Game isn't the pinnacle of college football excellence; it's a glorified exhibition wrapped in red, white, and blue pomp that's more about military chest-thumping than actual gridiron dominance. Sure, the 126th edition on December 13, 2025, at Baltimore's M&T Bank Stadium pits the Army Black Knights against the Navy Midshipmen in a storied rivalry dating back to 1890, but with Army stumbling in at 6-5 (4-4 AAC) and Navy cruising with a 9-2 (7-1 AAC